'University Challenged 2018/19: Volume Six (03.09.18)

Tonight’s episode of University Challenge was one of those rare occasions where one of the teams competing wasn’t from Cambridge or Oxford.

At least normality was vaguely restored by the male to female contestant ratio with only two of the eight students taking part coming from the latter camp; it was almost as if they were trying to adhere to the BBC panel show policy of having a one-female-panelist minimum (which they seem to take far too literally by more often than not having just one taking part).

As ever, I tweeted along to the show, my rather childish sense of humour revealing I didn’t go to Cambridge or Oxford either; I went to an unaccredited drama school, so the less said about that, the better.

York Vs. St Edmund Hall - Oxford (03.09.18)

8:32PM: Palazzo; poor man's Doctor Who.
8:33PM: Palazzo's cardigan looks like a living, breathing, GROWING thing.
8:34PM: Leo's murder count is beyond counting.
8:36PM: Some of Oxford's team haven't been born yet.
8:38PM: WHY IS PAXMAN SHOUTING?
8:47PM: Palazzo: "Ho! Ho! Ho!: GREEN GIANT".
8:48PM: Paxman, saying the names of computer game developers like he's someone's mum.
8:49PM: Palazzo's cardigan is a re-purposed cricket jumper died green.
8:52PM: *A joke about Old Master / Bates*
8:53PM: I stopped watching Indiana Jones that I'd recorded yesterday for this.
8:56PM: Who says twenty o-five? That pronunciation only applies in the case of Hawaii Five-0.
8:58PM: Roger Tilling says "St Edmund's Hall Leo" like he's at the particular tricky stage of a plate-spinning act.

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