mostly david ephgrave

I’m very into animals. It’s important that you don’t misinterpret the above statement. There’s nothing suspect about my interest in the Animal Kingdom; our relationship has always been strictly platonic. I do, however, function best when there are animals around. My earliest pets were two rabbits named Sooty & Snowy. It probably doesn't take a great leap of the imagination to guess what they both looked like - though it might be best to keep your suppositions to yourself; you don’t want to be branded a rabbit racist. Rabracist? Ra(bb)c(i)s(t)? That’s enough of that. Sooty & Snowy were perfectly happy in the company of each other; it was only when I was added into the equation that things started to kick off.  The trick with rabbits is to start picking them up early; if you don’t get them used to being handled from the beginning then they soon make it clear who’s boss. As a result, my rabbit-keeping days were mostly restricted to feeding blad...