It’s been ages since I’ve scraped a picture of a meerkat. There was a time in my life when I did them constantly. It was less of a case of when I was scratching out a meerkat picture than when I wasn't . You couldn't move in my flat for representations of inquisitive upstanding mammals. It was beyond a joke. Then suddenly, I lost interest. I don’t know what brought about this change of heart. It was probably when they started broadcasting those irritating Simon Greenall-voiced Compare the Market adverts. I can’t see how a free cuddly toy would be the deciding factor in choosing the right car insurance. Perhaps someone will eventually make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about me and my scoured meerkats. I won’t be satisfied unless Bill Nighy provides the voiceover.
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