…and so the live-tweeting along to Strictly Come Dancing started tonight again in earnest. This is what was said; READ IT:
6:19PM: They can't be emotive yet.6:20PM: I had a dinosaur poo once that was petrified.6:27PM: No-one defines what I do when I walk down the stairs.6:34PM: I like how no-one reacted to Tess' "one cool cat" joke.6:36PM: The vocal sound for Top Cat was excellent.6:38PM: Queen could perform under pressure live too.6:43PM: Seemed like a very low-tech camera to film the news with.6:44PM: I was oozing too.6:46PM: That's my favourite Beatles song: "We Can Work on This".6:53PM: Lauren needs to dance to the theme from Going For Gold at some point.6:54PM: 6667: Lauren scored the Number of the Dance Beast.7:04PM: Each time the judges' score my PIN I down my drink.7:08PM: Graziano won't feel the benefit in that shirt.7:15PM: I think I had Susannah on one of my toilet rolls once.7:17PM: When it's their first dance and the judges' feedback's so scathing, it's desperately unhelpful.7:25PM: Karen's outfit's also available in yellow.
7:31PM: My wife's
#Strictly series feedback summarised: "That's a nice dress".7:39PM: Janette.
7:46PM: Putting a little plaque on the prop bench with 'BRUCIE' written on it would be a nice touch.7:56PM: Dancing to the cricket theme: genius.7:56PM: The cricket theme is played by the Two Ronnies on pots and pans.8:07PM: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but... ...Tess hasn't been that irritating tonight.8:11PM: Good luck, Lee; I've always liked Blue Man Group.8:20PM: He was hiding in some of the cardboard boxes.Some of the boxes."Some".8:21PM: I don't want to ruin it for him as I know he's not watching live, but you haven't heard Take on Me until you've heard it sung by @glyndoggett.