Who are they to say I wouldn’t ignore bleeding from my eyes? When Corsodyl pitched that advert, they didn’t take into account how apathetic I can be. It took me the best part of a year to fix the blind in my bathroom. What’s to say I’d treat a hemorrhaging eye socket differently? While I’d try to stop the blood flow (and mop up any already lost) before leaving the house, I wouldn’t necessarily rush to the doctors’. I’d only sustain another injury on the way. What’s so odd about an eyebleed? We all get them occasionally. Though I can never remember whether to tip my head forward or back.
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