mostly david ephgrave

Another week of Strictly went by tonight, though there was no theme of sorts, with Halloween a thing of the past and Blackpool still a few weeks away. The standard was exceptionally high, but this didn’t stop me from passing my usual armchair critique on Twitter; see below for tonight’s running commentary (and judge for yourself how it reads out of context.) 6:57pm: If Tess Daly writes a book about her #Strictly years, she should call it 'Phoning it in'. 7:02pm: ...because playing pool helps you learn to dance. 7:03pm: Little Richard; not a euphemism 7:13pm: (Pertinent choice of music, what with her being called Daisy and everything.) 7:19pm: Fascinated by the cheek-line of Ore's beard. 7:21pm: Ore & Joanne's routine is like Wham! on an acid trip. 7:24pm: Joanne's dress looks like a camp Neapolitan ice-cream. 7:27pm: The moment someone's poppy falls off, I'm ph...