mostly david ephgrave

I recently bought some Lanolips lip balm on my wife's suggestion to help protect me while I'm out walking the dog in the cold and, in doing so, I noticed the smallprint on the side of the tube say the product has 101 uses. Now, while it's fair to say I'm very pleased with my purchase, I can still smell hyperbole a mile off, and can't help but feel they may have plucked that figure out of thin air just to please themselves. So consequently, in an occasional series, I'm going to try and count the amount of uses that spring to mind, to find out if they're lying or telling the truth. So here goes: 1) Lip salve. 2) Skin moisturiser. 3) Teeth polisher (horrible noise). 4) Stamp sticker-downer. 5) Moustache wax. 6) Eyebrow wax. 7) Nail varnish. 8) Vick's vaporub substitute. 9). Shoe polish (you'd need a lot). 10) Coin polish. 11) Brass polish. 13) POLISH. 14) WD40 substitute. 15) Elbow grease. 16) Blutack substitute (will grease up poste...