Monday, 29 February 2016

University Challenged: Volume Nine (29.02.16)


Another week, another stint of unnecessary Twitter bitching. See below for the awful things I said; I’m not this nasty in person, really.



8:02pm: Bungey: HAIR.

8:03pm: Watson: MURDERER.

8:04pm: Joly de Botbiniere: greedy with letters.

8:05pm: Watson: unfamiliar with conditioner.

8:06pm: York McLoughlin: Henry Ramsey in Neighbours.

8:06pm: Massive rubber duck or tiny team?

8:07pm: By night, Bungey's hair masquerades as a microphone pop-shield.

8:10pm: de Lotbineire's smile-less face when he got that answer right was the happiest he'd ever looked.

8:12pm: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE DUCK'S THERE.

8:13pm: Bungey's hair was used as a nest in the last series of Springwatch.

8:14pm: Smith's hair can be lifted off in one piece.

8:15pm: Imagine the static when Bungey takes that jumper off.

8:19pm: Watson isn't Bez in an Ian Brown wig, wasn't in Supergrass and didn't play bass for The Verve.

8:25pm:
Bungey has got pubes on his head,
Pubes on his head,
Pubes on his head.
Pubes, pubes, pubes on his head.

8:27pm: First rule of #University Challenge Club: don't smile in #University Challenge Club.

8:27pm: Jeremy Paxman feels disdain for every member of the human race.

8:29pm: I want to rub a balloon against the top of Bungey's head.

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