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'University Challenged 2018/19: Volume Two' (30.07.18)


The nature of live-tweeting a TV programme is you can’t please everybody, though sometimes, you can’t please the people who were actually in it.

Not amused.
These days, everyone’s a critic, which is kind of ironic as tomorrow I head to the Edinburgh Fringe where they’re particularly rife. So it’s fitting that one of my tweets should disappoint someone this evening - namely one of the contestants in tonight’s show - if only to warm me up for next month. I’m prepared to admit the tweet wasn’t exactly an example of sparkling wit, but it was pretty innocuous; at the very least, it was unremarkable enough to avoid comment; it’s weird what people take offense to.

Outside of this, there was little of note during tonight’s show, other than Morris’ impressively sizeable Afro. See below for what I said about this evening’s programme too.

Pembroke - Oxford Vs. Downing - Cambridge (30.07.18)

8:32PM: Morris shows promise.

8:34PM: Lambert's shirt bursts and the nation swoons.

8:37PM: McGurk (left).

8:38PM: *tapping Morris on the head* "One two...one two."

8:41PM: Morris.


8:43PM: (Lambert on an Athena poster.)

8:46PM: Prutton wouldn't look out of place as a line drawing illustration in Emil and the Detectives.

8:49PM: Downing Cambridge's team: O'Dowd, O'Connor, O'Yin, O'Prutton.

8:49PM: "Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

8:51PM: Morris.



8:52PM: Morris looks like an emaciated Rory McGrath.

8:57PM: The quieter a Paxman "No", the more dismissive. (No "no" and you've really let the side down).
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