It’s when you average more than a Tweet per minute whilst watching University Challenge that you realise you should maybe take a step away from your internet-enabled device.
|Emmanuel - Cambridge, Vs. Nottingham (15.08.16)|
7:29pm: What bunch of gimps will we meet today?
#UniversityChallenge7:30pm: Never trust a man with Seagull for a surname.7:31pm: Bobby Seagull? BOBBY SEAGULL?7:31pm: "...and I'm reading..." F**k off.7:32pm: A B.A. in Viking Studies? That'll guarantee a job.7:32pm: Why does no-one ever study a B.A. in Barracas?7:33pm: Cowan: haircut like a microphone.7:33pm: Van Urk's hair goes sideways.7:34pm: Seagull came as he pressed the buzzer.7:34pm: I had Meethan's hairstyle in the early Nineties.7:36pm: Barton-Singer is my favourite model of sewing machine.7:37pm: Nottingham Smith's smarmy, smarmy, smarmy, smarmy face.7:38pm: Troy McClure was known to "go with a carp".7:40pm: Emmanuel College's Hill has Joe Brown's Hair.7:41pm: Emmanuel's Ward came dressed as a sailor.7:42pm: First rule of #UniversityChallenge Club: don't smile when you get an answer right (Club).7:43pm: Emmanuel's Hill will never ever shave.7:45pm: John Lennon was The Beatles' rhythm guitarist, you gimp.7:45pm: "Bacon, BACON."7:46pm: Smith's smug face just made me vocalise an exclamation of disgust.7:49pm: I'd like to recreate George Orwell's 1984 boot / face metaphor with Smith.7:52pm: Smith won't look so smug when he watches this episode back and spots the fluff on his shoulder.7:53pm: Run your fingers through Hill's hair and revel in the static.7:54pm: Seagull needs to chill the f**k out.7:55pm: "Rrrrrrrrust."7:55pm: Ward's had the same face on all episode.8:02pm: Smith (right).