Pray silence, for possibly the finest headline of all time.
How's that for a story? It has everything: a man behind the wheel of a high-speed vehicle, a glamorous female lead - and a van full of dead badgers. How could it fail?
Brook’s boyfriend was even an ex-Gladiator (not in the Colosseum; on ITV). It just gets better by the second.
To be honest, the actual article was a bit of an anti-climax. It couldn’t live up to dizzying intrigue of its headline. The journalist should have just typed those fourteen words and be done with it.
It's nice to see The Independent running stories of national importance.