Monday, 25 January 2016


I somehow managed to pull a muscle in my shoulder this morning while stretching in bed.

There aren’t many people who could injure themselves by doing nothing; it’s a talent. If I can inflict pain and discomfort on myself when I'm lying in a relaxed state, just think what I can do standing up; by replicating the Angel of the North’s stance I would break every bone in my body.

I didn’t realise how much I used my shoulder until I injured it. It turns out it’s my integral joint. My left shoulder is my Achilles’ heel, which is a hell of a setback on my sideline as a body-popper. Henceforth, you’ll only see me in a neck brace.

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