University Challenged: Volume Two (09.11.15)


This time last week, I brought up one of my least attractive habits: my propensity for tweeting along with University Challenge, indirectly berating the contestants.

Seven days have passed, with no improvement on my part. See below for this week’s social media bullying. I’m a nice person, really.

No. Really.


8:02pm: Look at Gard-Murray. LOOK AT HIM.

8:03pm: Leahy's face hasn't settled yet.

8:04pm: Oxford's Smith and Gard-Murray sound like John Thomson's scientist in The Fast Show.

8:05pm: Kaliski can hear you from there.

8:06pm: Leahy is wearing DeForest Kelley's top from the original series of Star Trek.

8:07pm: Osborn looks like an angry, bearded Art Garfunkel.

8:10pm: Kalisky: son of Pob.

8:12pm: Page's hair. So soft. Not an ounce of product.

8:12pm: Leahy is absolutely sh*tting it.

8:14pm: Leahy regrets the speed he took, pre-episode.

8:17pm: If we could combine Ormstad Frendem's long ears and Kaliski's round ears, we'd create the perfect ears.

8:18pm: Leahy is 98% coffee.

8:19pm: Leahy is held together by surface tension alone.

8:22pm: Gard-Murray regrets his decision not to speak in R.P.

8:25pm: Seconds after filming finished, Leahy burst.

8:27pm: Leahy's facial expressions are reminiscent of the dead guy with the alien inside him in Men In Black.

P.S. Tomorrow, I'll be nice.

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