When walking into town this morning, I spotted a lorry
for a removal company called 'Delicate Movements'. On the side were two of the
campest removal men I've ever seen.
Not only is this duo clearly comfortable with their more feminine side, they also display a degree of nonchalance for their work
that's entirely at odds with their company name. The guy on the right is barely
even touching the box he's carrying, though he does at least appear to be
steadying it with his nose.
What makes it worse: neither of them are looking where they're
going.
There’s obviously nothing wrong with their innate
campness, more with their blatant negligence. With their logo, Delicate Movements
seem to be sending out mixed messages. Surely you'd sooner opt for someone who
takes a confident and forthright approach to carrying furniture, not a company
who approaches it so lackadaisically.
The name Delicate Movements also sounds a little too
bowel-centric for my liking.