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#6WordFilmPlots


I like to join in with the odd Twitter hashtag game from time to time.

It’s a good way to distract yourself from whatever you should be doing. Why work when you can spend the time coming up with dodgy puns? It’s the closest I’ll get to writing headlines for The Sun, which is probably for the best. It’s not clever, yet it’s satisfying. You could apply that to both.

The game I enjoyed the most was #6WordFilmPlots. It appealed to my obsession with conciseness. It’s something I aspire to. Sometimes I’m good at it, sometimes I’m not. I enjoyed the concept so much, I saved my Tweets to remember them. Here are a few:


·      Man-child plays giant piano with feet. #6wordfilmplots
·      Italian-American cabbie shows dissatisfaction with job. #6wordfilmplots
·      Phallic-named whale escapes Sealife Centre. #6wordfilmplots
·      Special needs man sits on bench. #6wordfilmplots
·      Hairy dad disguised as Scottish nanny. #6wordfilmplots
·      Frustrated novelist becomes hotel caretaker; mistake. #6wordfilmplots
·      Ship sinks; mono-browed Lamont lookalike dies. #6wordfilmplots
·      Blues musicians with photophobia reform band. #6wordfilmplots
·      No-one talks for duration; everyone applauds. #6wordfilmplots
·      Shitload of birds descend upon town. #6wordfilmplots
·      Ginger afroed orphan befriends bald millionaire. #6wordfilmplots
·      '80s Bowie wears exceptionally tight trousers. #6wordfilmplots
·      Temporarily disabled photographer becomes Peeping Tom. #6wordfilmplots
·      Pissed neckless alien bumps into fridge. #6wordfilmplots
·      Bloke who's dead thinks he isn't. #6wordfilmplots
·      Prisoner climbs through hole behind poster. #6wordfilmplots
·      Knifey hotelier dresses as own mother. #6wordfilmplots
·      Scottish people take lots of drugs. #6wordfilmplots
·      It's 1985, then 1955, then 1985. #6wordfilmplots
·      1985, 2015, bad 1985, 1955, 1885. #6wordfilmplots
·      It's 1955, then 1885, then 1985. #6wordfilmplots
·      Cute when dry. Nightmare when wet. #6wordfilmplots
·      Transvestite musicians avoid man in spats. #6wordfilmplots
·      A much longer episode of Porridge. #6wordfilmplots
·      Criminals drive minis proficiently; not coaches. #6wordfilmplots
·      Animated donkey Eddie Murphy feigns likeability. #6wordfilmplots

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