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Strictly Come Tweeting (21.09.19)

Tonight, another Strictly series started in earnest with an opening show as long as a Peter Jackson film, only more chintzy. 

 As per usual, I found myself tweeting along with the action. See below for what was said and when should you be interested. 
7:05PM: I'd like to remind you once again that the #Strictly studio's the same room where Jack Nicholson went mental as the caretaker of the Overlook Hotel in The Shining. 
7:19PM: "Kicking off 2019". In September 
7:32PM: All us musicians across the land, waiting for the edit. 
7:36PM: 5-5-5-5: my PIN. 
7:38PM: AJ: "How did you start vlogging?"  
Saffron: "Well, my dad was a vlogger..."  
7:40PM: Finally, AJ has a partner that makes him look like the adult. 
7:47PM: Mike's miming break looked like Father Dougal doing Elvis. Fun though. 
7:54PM: James Cracknell's channelling Paul Nicholas. 
7:58PM: Tonight, Tess Daly's wearing an old man's trousers.  
8:05PM: Were James Cracknell and Luba vaping at the beginning?  
8:16PM: Well, Kelvin's rather good. 
8:35PM: Well, Michelle's rather good too. Though Giovanni's shirt's only a shirt for tax purposes. 
8:42PM: If I had a buttercup for each time I've played the song 'Build Me Up, Buttercup', everyone would know I FUCKING LOVE BUTTER. 
8:47PM: BRING BACK TREASURE HUNT. 
8:48PM: Bit of cartography-choreography from Kevin there. 
8:57PM: How many roll-ups has Tess managed to squeeze n while people were performing tonight? 
9:02PM: Will Bayley performed the arse out of that. 
9:08PM: Replace Tess with a parrot and they'd be the highest-paid parrot at the BBC (and similarly repetitive).
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