mostly david ephgrave

Here are all of my 140-tweets character tweets about tonight’s Strictly Comedy Dancing tonight. Hopefully, you enjoy them. If not, please remember that this service is free. 6:31pm: I'll probably tweet about Strictly for a bit, but I smacked my head on a cupboard door today, so they may be a little hallucinogenic. 6:33pm: If anyone's poppy falls off, The Daily Mail will be FURIOUS. 6:36pm: Jeremy Vine's wearing Anton du Beke's Woody-from-Toy-Story outfit. 6:36pm: Janette's come as Ruth Madoc. 6:38pm: By making Janette wear Anita's Demi Moore wig, they've confirmed its tax deductibility. 6:40pm: That Dave, he's so Arch. 6:47pm: "I've been shaved by a woman." 6:52pm: If there's a camera in the room, you can guarantee that Gleb will be looking at it. 6:54pm: I knew it: Carol's a flasher. 6:59pm: Bruno's idea of constructive criticism: "BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH (I was ...