I’ve come to the conclusion that the loneliest person in my home town of Hitchin is the man who runs Carpetright. The store has been there for as long as I can remember. I used to walk past it every day when I was a student, as my drama school was on the opposite side of the road - and even though it’s been on my radar for all of this time, I can count the amount of customers I've seen in there on the fingers of one finger. What makes it worse is the store is massive; encased in a wall of windows on two of its four sides. It screams the fact it’s empty; they only need a couple of lizards and a tumbleweed to make the illusion complete. Maybe it's a Mafia front; they'd certainly have plenty of material to dispose the bodies in. They’ve only ever had one member of staff, whose desk is situated at the rear of the store; brightly lit and in full view of the outside world. It’s no wonder people seldom go in there; c overing the...
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