This morning I was in my bathroom, rinsing out my mouth with mouthwash – both the best location for the job and the best product with which to do it - when my mobile rang. It was my agent, so I thought I’d better answer it. We had a quick chat about a casting. I then hung up and returned to the bathroom to find the bottle of mouthwash balancing precariously on the cistern of my toilet, with the cap replaced. I had a sudden flash of panic: did I spit out the mouthwash before I answered the phone? I honestly couldn’t remember. An alarming grey area lay between the two events. I could only hope that my natural instincts had kicked in when it counted. I turned the bottle over to read the label: 'WARNING: DO NOT SWALLOW'. Not the most comforting thing to read after a mouthwash blackout. I’m pretty sure you can’t die from drinking mouthwash. If you could, then most people’s daily dental hygiene routine would be akin to a ...
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