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Tonight’s movie themed edition of Strictly Come Dancing was a memorable fare, mostly for the right reasons. Definite highpoints included Aston and Janette’s routine to a Justin Timberlake song from Trolls, Debbie’s quick strep and Alexandra’s classy Viennese Waltz to Wouldn’t it Be Loverly to name a few. I found myself tweeting a long as usual, passing comment on things as they unfolded. See below for what nonsense was said. 6:36PM: I'll probably tweet about Strictly for a bit. I apologise to the disinterested. 6:38PM: Richard Coles: finally someone miming playing the piano on # Strictly who can actually play piano. One of my bugbears. 6:40PM: Hang on...it's daytime outdoors. Does Elstree have similar sunlight hours to Iceland in the summer? 6:43PM: Claudia's neckline reminds me of the Champagne Supernova sugar jar. 6:44PM: Tess Daly has never experienced emotion, but she read about one once. 6:...

Because I know the world is desperate to read my 140-character opinions on Saturday night TV entertainment, I thought I’d document my tweets on this evening’s movie-themed instalment of Strictly Come Dancing. This blog post has nothing to do with laziness, except for having everything to do with it. So, here goes: 6:21pm: I'll probably tweet about # Strictly for a bit, if the mood takes me. Apologies to all you anti-dancers. 6:27pm: Tristan could have tucked his shirt in. #Strictly 6:29pm: I LIKE IT WHEN TESS DOES JOKES. TESS SHOULD DO MORE JOKES. # Strictly 6:32pm: (Re. Carole Kirkwood’s dance) I love a good hair-washing mime on prime time telly. # Strictly 6:37pm: Christ, Jay's hair has grown back quickly. # Strictly 6:39pm:        # Strictly VT Checklist: •Make it awkward. •That's it. 6:39pm: (Re. Anthony Ogogo’s dance to Eye of the Tiger) "And with Tony beside me.....