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Bad Badger.


Today, I thought I'd share an article I spotted in the paper years ago, and cut out and kept. I’ve copied it verbatim, for your entertainment. It’s worth noting the pointless inclusion of everyone's age (except the badger and the 'expert') and the unnecessary mention of the father's occupation. Oh, and here's a little spoiler: it doesn't end well.


BADGER’S 3HR ‘WAR’ ON FAMILY
A family were trapped in their home for nearly three hours - besieged by a crazed BADGER.
The animal chased Luke McCoy, 12, and four pals to his house after spotting them getting off the school bus.
Then it waited outside the front door and refused to budge.
Luke’s mum Rosalind and dad Michael - both 43 - were also inside.
Michael said yesterday: “I realised we had a problem when it tried to force its way through the locked catflap.
“It was scraping at the flap with its claws and trying to push it open with its snout”.
Racehorse breeding consultant Michael called police in Bewdley, Worcs.
They put him in contact with expert Mike Weaver who took the mammal to his sanctuary.
Rosalind said: “The badger had watched us throught the patio window. It was vicious when the expert caught it”.
The animal has been put down on vets’ advice.
 P.S. Is 'take the mammal to his sanctuary' a euphemism for death?
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