This week was bread week in the Bake-Off tent, which led to a decent handful of different shapes and sizes of loaf to enjoy, though that’s nature.There was plenty to be impressed with during tonight’s of the show; so much so, it put the loaf of Kingsmill in my glove compartment to shame. My favourite of all night, however: was the showstopper put forward by Raoal, which was ornate to the point of being ridiculous; never before has bread looked so pretty. See below for what I said it, ideally while eating a biscuit.110 + intended to8:00PM: I never want Prue to wink at me.8:03PM: Karen's come dressed as a cartoon French woman.8:07PM: Manon's accessorised with letterbox draught-excluder earrings.8:09PM: Is a stale Chelsea bun a Chelsea pensioner?8:11PM: It's THAT week.
8:14PM: This week Terry and Karen are competing for Who's Dressed Most as Like a C-word; the jury's out.8:15PM: Scan Noel with a barcode reader to hear him go beep.8:28PM: Naan, naan naan, naan-naan-naan-naan, naan-naan-naan-naan, Hey Prue.8:30PM: Karen's come as Su Pollard.8:45PM: Dead as a dough-dough.8:48PM: Egg shapes run in my blood, so it doesn't flow very easily.8:49PM: Terry's a helium addict.
Have Parker from Thunderbirds and Noel Gallagher ever been seen in the same room? The resemblance is uncanny. So much so, I think something’s afoot. If my suspicions are correct, I've stumbled across a secret that will blow the music and puppet industry wide apart. In the mid-60s / mid-90s at least. It doesn’t take long to see the signposts. There’s the similarity between the name of Oasis’ first single, Supersonic, and Supermarianation, Gerry Anderson’s puppetry technique. The Gallagher brothers would often wear Parkas . Live Forever was clearly a reference to Captain Scarlet and Standing on the Shoulder of Giants to the size difference between Noel and his bandmates. The more you think about it, the more brazen it gets. It’s fishier than Area 51, Paul is Dead and JFK's assassination put together. The only glitch to the theory is scale . According to Wikipedia, Anderson’s marionettes were 1’10” and Gallagher is 5’8”. How does he maintain an illusion of avera...