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University Challenged: Twenty-Two (08.01.16)


For weeks, I’ve been getting little bored with University Challenge, purely due to the influx of severely boring contestants, which have been par-for-the-course for the series, but tonight the quiz redeemed itself. “How?” I hear you ask.

Well, with one man: Adam Lowerey.

Finally, there’s someone on it with idiosyncratic quirks we can enjoy. It’s been a dry old situation without someone like Monkman on the scene and this could be the next best thing.

See below for tonight’s tweets from me:

Newcastle Vs. Southampton (8.2.17


The two words that lifted me out of my UC-themed conundrum were these

 8:32PM: Don't start the show with the words Boris and Johnson.

8:33PM: Adam Lowery. FINALLY WE HAVE SOME COMEDY.

8:34PM: Lowery is a character comic.

8:35PM: Lowery is Keymaster to Powell from Only Connect's Gatekeeper.

8:36PM: Lowery is the younger brother of Matt Smith's Doctor.

8:37PM: Ledesma is super-cool.

8:38PM: Ledesma's house has a room devoted to hair conditioner.

8:39PM: Lowery smells of charity shop.

8:41PM: Lowery travelled to the studio by penny-farthing.

8:42PM: I'd love to get at Lowery's hair with a static-charged balloon.

8:44PM: Bow tie = GIMP.

]8:45PM: Noble's hair looks like a hedgehog.

8:48PM: You just know that Lowery owns a fob watch

8:50PM: You'll find Lowery's outfit in your local fancy dress shop, filed under '#UniversityChallenge contestant'.

8:51PM: Imagine Lowery walking around Newcastle. IMAGINE IT.

8:54PM: Lowery couldn't catch a ball.



8:58PM: You wouldn't see any of Newcastle's team in Byker Grove.

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