When you wash your car, it's advisable to use your best hand.
This ensures you have your sponge in the best possible grip; you don’t want to make
it all dirty by dropping it. You’re also more likely to apply the appropriate
pressure, thus increasing the chance of a much deeper clean.
Remember: cleanliness is
next to Godliness - and Godliness is next to stronghandedness. That's a fact.
(The Family Ness
don’t even come into it.)
Using your weak
hand suggests loneliness. You’re just trying to trick your mind
into thinking someone else is doing it. Don’t fall into this trap; you’ll end up catching your eye in the reflection of the car windscreen and making yourself feel depressed.
If the worst
comes to the worst, you can always pay someone else to do it for you. Make sure they use their best hand, though; no-one wants to bankroll a shoddy service.
If they do use their weaker hand, make sure you get a discount.
(Sorry for the silliness. Normal
service will be resumed tomorrow. Perhaps.)