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'University Challenged 2018/19: Part Three' (13.08.18)


I don’t let taking part in the biggest arts festival on the planet stand in the way of live-Tweeting University Challenge; when the nation expects a service, you can’t say no.

Tonight’s show was dominated by Davis’ facial hair and general demeanour, which reeked of smug git; they say you should never judge a book by its cover, but what if the cover includes a wax-styled tache? It didn’t help that he distinctly reminded me of three people I know and find particularly self-satisfied and may even have been projecting their traits onto Davis’ undeserving shoulders, but I wouldn’t bet on it; you can’t really look like that without being similarly contrived.

See below for the usual concise social-media-bitching that’s neither big, nor clever.

 
SOAS Vs. Darwin - Cambridge (13.08.18)
8:34PM: Hoodie under a leather jacket; interesting choice.

8:35PM: Davis thinks he's Dali. We think he's a gimp.

8:37PM: Mulley looks like an aged Rob Brydon.

8:39PM: Davis wears the expression of a man with Davis' beard.

8:41PM: If he could, Davis would perambulate in a Davros-style vehicle.

8:44PM: Davis spends twenty-three hours of each day surrounded by activated Newton's Cradles.

8:45PM: Golfinos French-kissing Monkman; homoerotic bliss.

8:49PM: There's a slim chance I'm mistaking a stick insect for Davis' tache.

8:51PM: #UniversityChallenge

 
8:55PM: Look Davis in the face while I send you a word by ESP. You're thinking of a crass term for part of the female anatomy.

8:58PM: Beaman's kind of beautiful in his way.

8:59PM: I choose to take Golfinos pronunciation of statin as my own.

9:00PM: The quieter the Paxman "no", the greater his disdain.
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